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Sometimes, You tell someone to never call you again. And then the phone rings and you hope it’s them— it’s the most twisted logic of all time. — John Mayer (via keepclassy)
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I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
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the first smut i ever read was about a girl listening to these people having sex in a bathroom stall and when they were done she snuck in and it was like “she saw semen all over the floor and bent over to pick one up”
she picked up a sperm
just one
